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*~* ♥ ღεïз ℓυ¢ι ℓσυ'ѕ ѕρα¢є *~* ♥ ღεïз(¯`•._.•~{b*@*b*Y*g*@*n*G*s*T*@}~•._.•´¯) November 05 a Girls 1st timeIt's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer,going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking? !?  July 02 Dirty riddles xdirty riddles
Questions 1. When i go in i might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. i can fill уoυr hole, what am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. what am I?
3. ι go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.
what am I? 4. If i miss, ι hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come it’s news. what am I? 5. I offer protection. I get the finger 10 times. You use your fingers to get me off. what am I? 6. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. what am I? 7. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. what am I?
Answers: 1. a dentist 2. α wedding ring 3. chewing gum 4. α newspaper boy 5. α glove 6. α crane 7. α toothbrush of course! Funny txtsℓιρ ℓσ¢кιи, вσ∂у яσ¢кιи, ωιℓℓу ѕυ¢кιи, αℓℓ иιgнт fυ¢кιи, тσиgυє тєαѕιи, нαи∂ ρℓєαѕιи, тσσ мυ¢н ℓυѕтιи, ℓσα∂zα тняυѕтιи, иσω уσυя gαggιи.. fαи¢у ѕнαggιи؟ נιиgℓє נαиgℓє, вιиgℓє вαиgℓє, ι'∂ ℓσνє тσ ѕ¢яєω уσυ fяσм єνєяу αиgℓє! συя ℓιρѕ ωєяє мα∂є тσ ℓι¢к & ѕυ¢к, αи∂ уσυ ωєяє мα∂є fσя мє тσ fυ¢к мιяяσя мιяяσя σи тнє ωαℓℓ, ωнσ'ѕ тнє fαιяєѕт σf тнєм αℓℓ؟ тнє мιяяσя ℓαυgнє∂ & gανє α gяυит & ѕαι∂ иσт уσυ, уσυ υgℓу ¢υит! ѕєχ ιѕ єνιℓ, єνιℓ'ѕ α ѕιи, ѕιи'ѕ αяє fσяgινιиg ѕσ ℓєтѕ gєт ѕтυ¢к ιи уσυя иєтωσяк ιѕ ¢нαиgιи ιт'ѕ ρяι¢є ρℓαи. ιт'ѕ ∂єтєямιиє∂ ву уσυя ¢σ¢к ѕιzє, αѕ иσω уσυя ρнσиє ¢αℓℓѕ αяє fяєє нσω тσ ѕαтιѕfу α ωσмαи : ¢αяєѕѕ, єχ¢ιтє, fαѕ¢ιиαтє, ѕρσιℓ, кιѕѕ, яυв, тєαѕє, ραмρєя, яєѕρє¢т & ℓσνє тнєяє ιѕ нσт ѕєχ, fαѕт ѕєχ, gяσυρ ѕєχ, ѕαfє ѕєχ, ℓєαтнєя ѕєχ, ρнσиє ѕєχ & fσя ρєσρℓє ωιтн fα¢є'ѕ ℓιкє уσυяѕ... мαѕтυявαтισи! ℓσνє мє тєи∂єя, ℓσνє мє ѕωєєт, ωяαρ уσυя ℓιρѕ αяσυи∂ му мєαт. ωαт¢н & ѕмιℓє & ωαт¢н мє gяιи, ωαт¢н тнє ¢υм ∂яιρ ∂σωи уσυя ¢нιи вє α ℓα∂у, иσт α иυи. σρєи ωι∂є & нανє ѕσмє fυи. вιg σя ѕмαℓℓ, тнι¢к σя тнιи, ναѕєℓιиє ωιℓℓ gєт ιт ιи. ωнαт'ѕ тнє ∂ιffєяєи¢є вєтωєєи ℓι¢кιи ρυѕѕу & gєттιи мυggє∂؟ ρєтєя ρєтєя ρυмρкιи єαтєя, нα∂ α ωιfє & ℓιкє∂ тσ вєαт нєя. ѕмα¢кє∂ нєя тωι¢є αяσυи∂ тнє нєα∂ & fυ¢кє∂ нєя αяѕє & ωєит тσ вє∂ тωιикℓє тωιикℓє ℓιттℓє киσв, нσω ѕнє ℓιкєѕ ιт ιи нєя gσв. ωнєи ѕнє fєєℓѕ α ¢єятαιи тωιт¢н, ѕнє ρυℓℓѕ ιт συт тнє ѕριтєfυℓ вιт¢н νιαgяα иσω αναιℓαвℓє ιи єує ∂яσρѕ, уσυ ∂σи'т gєт αи єяє¢тισи вυт уσυ ℓσσк нαя∂ ι тнιик ι ѕнσυℓ∂ тєℓℓ уσυ ωнαт ρєσρℓє αяє ѕαуιиg вєнιи∂ уσυя вα¢к... иι¢є αяѕє! fяσм тнє мσмєит ι ѕαω уσυ ι ωαитє∂ тσ вє ιиѕι∂є уσυ, ι ℓσνє уσυя ѕмєℓℓ, тнє ωαу уσυя тσиgυє fєєℓѕ, тнє ωαу уσυ тιgнтєи & ℓσσѕєи, мммммм... иєω ѕнσєѕ! нє ¢αмє тσ мє 1 иιgнт.. єχρℓσяє∂ му вσ∂у.. ℓι¢кє∂-ѕυ¢кє∂-ѕωαℓℓσωє∂ & нα∂ нιѕ fιℓℓ.. ωнєи ѕαтιѕfιє∂ нє ℓєfт.. ι ωαѕ нυят... ∂αми мσѕqυιтσ!! ι нα∂ α ωєт ∂яєαм αвσυт уσυ ℓαѕт иιgнт... ι ριѕѕє∂ муѕєℓf ℓαυgнιиg ωнєи уσυ fєℓℓ σff α ¢ℓιff gιяℓѕ яєα¢тισи тσ ρєиιѕ ѕιzєѕ: тнєяє ωαѕ α уσυиg gιяℓ ¢αℓℓє∂ нєαтнєя, ωнσ'ѕ ¢υит ℓιρѕ ωєяє мα∂є συт σf ℓєαтнєя, тнєу мα∂є α ѕтяαиgє иσιѕє тнαт αттяα¢тє∂ тнє вσуѕ ву fℓαρριи тнє є∂gєѕ тσgєтнєя ωαитє∂.. fєℓℓα.. ρяєfєяαвℓу нαи∂ѕσмє, иι¢є ¢αя, иι¢є αяѕє, fαитαѕтι¢ ιи вє∂, кιи∂ & ¢αяιиg.. ι киσω тнιѕ ∂σєѕи'т αρρℓу тσ уσυ вυт ιf уσυ киσω αиуσиє, gινє тнєм му иυмвєя! яσѕєѕ αяє яє∂, му вєℓℓєи∂ ιѕ тσσ, σρєи уσυя ριѕѕ fℓαρѕ, ι'м ¢υммιи' тняσυgн ѕιиg α ѕσиg σf αиαℓ ѕєχ, αи αяѕє fυℓℓ σf ¢υм, 4 и 20 ρєиιѕєѕ gσιи υρ уσυя вυм. ωнєи тнє σяgуѕ σνєя уσυя αяѕє вєgιиѕ тσ ѕтιиg, ωαѕи'т ιт α ѕιℓℓу тнιиg тσ тαкє ιт υρ тнє яιиg! α gυу ¢αℓℓѕ ιитσ ωσяк αи∂ ѕαуѕ "вσѕѕ ι ¢αи'т ¢σмє ιитσ ωσяк тσ∂αу, ι'м ѕι¢к". вσѕѕ ѕαуѕ "нσω ѕι¢к αяє уσυ؟", gυу яєρℓιєѕ "ι'м fυ¢кιи му ѕιѕтєя, нσω ѕι¢к ιѕ тнαт؟" ℓιттℓє נα¢к нσяиєя ѕαт ιи нιѕ ¢σяиєя ℓι¢кιи нιѕ gιяℓfяιєи∂ ∂яу, нє ѕтυ¢к ιи нιѕ тσиgυє, ℓι¢кє∂ συт ѕσмє ¢υм & ѕαι∂ fυ¢к тнιѕ ιѕ вєттєя тнαи ριє вα∂ ωσℓf тσℓ∂ яє∂ яι∂ιиg нσσ∂ "ℓιfт υρ уσυя тσρ ѕσ ι ¢αи ѕυ¢к уσυя тιтѕ", "иσ!", ѕнє ѕαι∂ ℓιfтιиg υρ нєя ѕкιят.. "єαт мє ℓιкє тнє вσσк ѕαуѕ!" тнєяє ωαѕ α уσυиg мαи иαмє∂ ∂ανє, ωнσ ∂υg α ∂єα∂ ωнσяє fяσм нєя gяανє. ѕнє ωαѕ мσυℓ∂у αѕ ѕнιт & мιѕѕιи α тιт.. вυт тнιик σf тнє мσиєу нє ѕανє∂! тнєяє σи¢є ωαѕ α мσυѕє иαмє∂ кєιтн, ωнσ ¢ιя¢υм¢ιѕє∂ вσуѕ ωιтн нιѕ тєєтн. ιт ωαѕи'т fσя ℓєιѕυяє σя ѕєχυαℓ ρℓєαѕυяє вυт тσ gєт тσ тнє ¢нєєѕє υи∂єяиєαтн вα¢к тσ вα¢к, fяσит тσ fяσит, σи тнє тαвℓє, ℓι¢к тнє ¢υит. ѕтι¢к ιт ιи, ∂σ уσυя тнιиg, ∂σ ιт нαя∂ & мαкє нєя ѕιиg. тєиѕє уσυя вσ∂у, fєєℓ тнє ¢υм, тнєи ℓєт ιт яιρ ιитσ нєя вυм ѕнє'ѕ ∂σωи σи нєя києєѕ єαgєя тσ ρℓєαѕє, ωιтн α тняσв σf нιѕ киσв ιи нєя gσв. ωιтн α тιиgℓє ιи нιѕ вєℓℓу, нιѕ ℓєgѕ тυяи тσ נєℓℓу ¢σѕ ѕнє'ѕ ∂σιи α fυ¢кιи gσσ∂ נσв! яσѕєѕ αяє ѕтяαιgнт, νισℓєтѕ αяє тωιѕтє∂, вєи∂ σνєя ℓσνє уσυя αвσυт тσ gєт fιѕтє∂. яσѕєѕ мαкє мє ℓαυgн, νισℓєтѕ мαкє мє тιттєя, уσυя α ∂ιяту ¢υит & уσυ ℓσνє ιт υρ тнє ѕнιттєя ℓєт ιт ∂яιввℓє, ℓєт ιт fℓσω, fℓιρ мє σνєя, gσ яєαℓ ѕℓσω. ѕℓαρ мє нαя∂ тнєи ρι¢к υρ ѕρєє∂, α яιgнт gσσ∂ fυ¢к ιѕ ωнαт ι иєє∂ ι'м αт тнє ρσℓι¢є ѕтαтισи, ι'νє вєєи ∂σиє fσя ∂яιик ∂яινιиg. υяιиє ѕαмρℓє ωαѕ ρσѕιтινє ѕσ ι иι¢кє∂ тнє ѕαмρℓє.. тнєу αяє иσω ∂σιи мє fσя тαкιи тнє ριѕѕ  June 29 Cute xx
June 14 tiger! aw so cutie! xx00100111110001011000110010011000100010011000011001 May 21 20 reasons y choc is beta dan sex20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex..**
1. You can GET chocolate. 2. 'If you love me you'll swallow that' has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother. 7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate wont mind. 8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names. 9. The word 'commitment' doesnt scare off chocolate. 10. You can have chocolate on top of your work desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. 11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12. You dont get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13. With chocolate theres no need to fake it. 14. Chocolate doesnt make you pregnant. 15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16. Good chocolate is easy to find. 17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake. 20. With chocolate size doesnt matter, its always good.
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the only reason someone would hate u is because they want to be just like u 
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